Monday, July 2, 2007

Patience: No Longer Just A Song By Guns N Roses

I know, I know many of you are wondering where the new fantastic superstatic, wondertastical Hella music video is. Some of you are wondering if it exists. Some of you are wondering if I even make music videos, and if my name is actually Aaron. Let me put your queries to rest.

Yes it exists, yes my name is Aaron, and fuck off its on it's way. Technology is a bitch and sometimes uploading genius takes more time than anticipated. Those who have seen the video are rendered speechless, thoughtless, and (on rare occasion) brainless. Just look at some of the reviews:


I can't get it to work. I hear music, but there is no video. Is there supposed to be a picture?
-My mom

I couldn't get the sound to work, but the picture looked good. Your credit card bill arrived. We need to have a talk.

-My dad

I mean, it's really good. I don't really like the song, but I think I can appreciate how cool the video is.

-My girlfriend

It looks super sweet, and we are really stoked.
-Hella guitar player Spencer Seim

Obviously the only review that even matters is the last one, and since my parents have trouble resetting the clock on the oven, I am not even sure why I sent them something as complicated as sound and picture coming out of their internet machine. So hold your horses, it is worth the wait.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

my opinion doesnt matter?! Fine. Thats just fine. I wont give it anymore. I'll just... be over here in the corner. Emotionally destroyed. Tired. Confused. Bewildered. A little hungry.... wait, what was I talking about? Ah yes. Your video. I mean, it's really good. I don't really like the song, but I think I can appreciate how cool the video is.
xoxo