I Bet These People Vote Republican

As first reported by the fine folk(s) over at Deadspin, apparently soccer moms in the middle of the country aren't exactly what we call 'pro-family'.
Sure, I bet they hate the idea of men kissing, and shudder at the thought of birth control, but when it comes to not performing in a soccer game, well those Republican values dictate that leaving your daughter on the side of the highway is perfectly within a family's rights.

Now, if only more of our nation's parents would do this, maybe we could actually compete in the World Cup.