I make my long awaited return to Brooklyn this Sunday. I guess, technically I go through Queens first. The scary part of Queens. The parts with race tracks and outdoor subway platforms. The parts where these guys live:
Of course, I can't wait to get home. Why would I want this
when I could get back to this?
Beaches are for guys with self esteem anyway. You know who has high self esteem? Tom Cruise. 70% of all Rosenblog readers associate Tom Cruise with crazy space religions. And buttsex. True story. I read about it on tv one time.
Editor's note:
70% of Rosenblog readers = 1.7 readers. And let me tell you something; Greg and .7 of Josh knows what the fuck he (they) is (are) talking about.
Friday, February 16, 2007
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2 comments:
I will not be pursuaded to join Tom Cruise's intergalactic anal orgy temple!! i stand by you, brother.
Hey, since when does an outdoor subway platform mean it's a "bad" part of queens?
I am working on the extra .3, but it loves Strictly Business and Legend soooo much.
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